Story of every Normal average student in India

We are a bunch of Losers,Stuck in this wierd world.
Where one Ruin's his "Jawani" for the good career's.

If you crack the IIT IIM, or the DU mayhem
Boss only then you are considered a HIT
Otherwise you are in Depp SHIT

The chicks here don't have to Fear,
Because there is a guy somewhere working for them in top Gear.

Guys Our life is in pain,
The education system doesn't let us gain :(

Practicals mein full out of full hai har failure ka Huck
And believe me The system doesn't gives a Fuck

This Reservation is also a pain in the head,
I feel like shooting the authorities pale dead.

80 for schedule 100 for backward and 150 for normal,
Isn't all this really Para-Normal.

SO Go to hell with your system Because i am not in this RACE,
As it is a total weirdo CASE

-Gaurav Yadav

People have lots of spare time here >>> :p

Today when i was at my grandma's place i planned to just waste time with a friend of mine "K" . K is really a very cool guy one really enjoys wasting time with him, my most compatible friend no doubt. Now K's cousin S called up and asked that if K could go with him to the marketplace because he had some IMPORTANT (ya he mentioned the word important) work there .And ya i forgot to mention S is somewhat like a dumb person. K agreed and asked me if i could drop the plan of wasting time with him cause he had to go :P i said i am free too let's go together.We picked up S in the way and crossed 3 signals in which two were red (you know how frustrating that is :@) struggled while driving in the crowd (because the Urs fair is going on) for half an hour and reached a general store at which S wanted to go (he didn't told us what work he had when we asked him in the way) now at that shop S bought a Razor and said OK now let's go back . We asked was that all ,he said yaa this shop owner gives me a discount because he and my Dad are friends so i buy things like this from this shop only. I was like WTF .And ya K was in a dilemma that should he break S's ass or smash his head on the wall. That moron S came all the way from home i.e 7-8 km's crossed that frustrating market to buy a razor to get a discount which would be at most Rs. 20-30. It is the most absurd act to save money that i had ever seen. As i always say there are lots of weird people in the world. o.0 . Now proved :D

Wipro chairman Mr. Azim Premji's comment on reservation:

I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let's start the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation for Muslims. 30 percent for OBC, SC/ST like that. Cricket rules should be modified accordingly.
The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player. The four hit by an OBC player should be considered as a six and a six hit by an OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared as a century.
We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our OBC player.Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80 km/ hour to an OBC player.
Any delivery above this speed should be made illegal.
Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters.
There can be reservation in Government jobs also. Let's recruit SC/ST and OBC pilots for aircrafts which are carrying the ministers and politicians (that can really help the country...)
Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the ministers and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country...)
Let's be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward. .. Let's show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country. Let's be proud of being an INDIAN...

Reservation's - Everybody is sick of it :@

As we all see nowadays every general guy or girl is sick of this so called reservation facility provided to obc's and sc/st's . We know they are backward classes but the main point of anger is that why does'nt a sc or st's reservation cancels if he is from a well to do family no matter he is the son of a beggar or a millionaire he will get the privelage of reservation and that is not fair :@ :((

No big deal .... B)

The story started when our 12th class started......
Our senior year, most of us the senior year students (we all jinhone apni gyarvhi barbaad kari thi)
had new and great expectations from 12th, we all decided what if we had'nt studied the whole 11th, we would deeply understand the concepts and would do well this year NO BIG DEAL....
The starting was energetic everybody was studying, it felt like this time we'll definitely gain in 90's  NO BIG DEAL
Time passed and our expectations also passed away giving birth to new but a little lower expectations,we thought what if we ruined it in the beginning we would start all over again its October there are still 5 months left we can still score in 80's NO BIG DEAL
We were taught time had wings, but since when a winged bird called time started flying in supersonic, what happened we couldnt understand time passed we dont know when and how we Landed up in December still our brave heart said- "Munna nothing to worry ALL IS WELL" we thought again HAA 5 books 3 months its still enough to score well, please pay attention now the defination of well is in 70's. NO BIG DEAL
Time passed and passed now its 31st of december and we are at the same situation as we were in the starting of 12th.All of still brave thinking 2 months is more than enough we would score well. NO BIG DEAL
Now its 8 days after new year we havnt picked up the book and still hoping that we'll score good and our minds still saying "haa 1 and half months left more then enough re" (say with pauses) NO BIG DEAL

The unsuccessfull Teenager

Not a good topic for the first article to post in my blog.is it?

Different people = different opinion about success
My opinion as a teenager
1. I don't have a girlfriend ,i know that might not be a big deal for you but for me it's a bloody nightmare o.0 . I am 18 about 25% of my life is over (according to a estimate that ill live for 70 years :p) and i am single , not even like that i had a girlfriend, i am single since birth. 18 lonely years :(
too much exaggerating. ain't i ?
ok switching to the next failure
2. Achieved nothing in studies . now there would be lakhs of students who are failure in this field :) . But it is a serious topic cleared my 10+2 not with very good marks off course and cleared no competition exam except i topped one hotel management entrance exam. But no use not worth going there. Being a science maths student , not so good science maths student to be accurate i should go for engineering as every other science student goes for. But naa Due to lack of courage didnt even applied for any engineering entrance exams,then searched for shortcuts,i found one too CLAT (common law admission test) i say too people that law is my dream reality is i cant afford to have any other good career field to be my dream, and afford stand's not for economic affording , it stands for affording the hard work,i found the CLAT to be easiest for me to enter but i was wrong here too the g.k section took me down and i was'nt able to clear this too now thinking of dropping one year and improve that shitty g.k of mine so that i can clear that exam next year.
3. Most teens suffering from this failure too in their lives , failed to have a fit body, ya i am unfit too but i worked hard for getting a good physique but no exercise helped me so completely clueless what to do in this problem
You all might be thinking that what a loser this guy is , no gf ,fatso,not even good in studies
But that's what i am
Think about yourselves :) in which field are you a failure? B)